It is sensational, him and her

Happy B'day Sweetheart

From the first day I saw you,
There was a kind of attraction.
From the time we held hands,
The touch of your fingers, exhilaration.

THE REUNION

11 Years Later...

"Did you put the kids to bed? Oh oh ok, you are out with your saheliyaan. I am sorry I will do it when I get home” Arbaaz whispered to his wife on the cell phone.

But not hushed enough because we all heard it.

Atul yelled ”Dude, kya yaar. Are you a man or a mouse? Why are you scared of your wife? You are pathetic”.

Atul- The Macho Man. He never tires of saying how much fitter and stronger he has become ever since he came to Las Vegas where he has been pumping iron, gulping protein shakes, and scoring with ladies left and right (that of course is what he claims).

He continued: And that’s why I never want to get married. Why buy the entire bar when you just want a drink? Look at Arbaaz. His wife is pregnant and looking at his paunch it seems he is carrying the baby. Well at least he is here most of the other married men did not even show up. What’s their problem. Do they think we are going to hit on their wives?”

Abdul whispered “I am sure you would try given half a chance. The fact is that wives distance men from their friends. It’s their way of keeping control. Soon it’s only the wife’s friends and relatives who you call your own.”

Abdul- The philosopher, inveterate smoker and needless to say a bachelor for life. He was stretched out on the carpet, looking at the ceiling and puffing wisps of frustration into the air.

You & Me

I was going on my way, without knowing which way,
Then our eyes met and the world seemed to disappear.
I stared into the depths of your eyes,
Searching, exploring, knowing, loving.

Dumb Girls

Michelle and Samantha were two nineteen year old girls on an adventure to Europe, first stop, Paris.

They landed in the main international airport and were shocked at how clean the airport was. As soon as they stepped into arrivals, they were bombarded with locals providing taxi services, trips around the country, the list was endless. But it was the trips that caught their attention. They wanted to see as much as possible inside the three weeks they had.

Michelle headed for a guy holding up a “trips see everything!” sign. He looked dark, sultry and confident, just Michelle's type.

‘Are you looking for adventure ladies? Cheap trips for beautiful ladies,’ he said and stared at 'em admiringly.

‘Let me handle this,’ Samantha whispered to Michelle.

‘Hi dude,’ Samantha returned. Her smile wavered as his piercing black eyes looked at 'em up and down, like a human x-ray.

‘Welcome to Paris.’  Samantha looked at him and he continued to speak enthusiastically ‘What do you think ladies, do you want to have the time of your lives?'. He gave 'em a wink.

Samantha looked over at Michelle who had a dreamy dazed look in her eyes. Samantha had a good feeling about this guy and wanted to go right at him then and there.

He looked extremely comfortable and had this amazing smile plastered to his face, the two didn’t seem to match.

‘Let me escort you to your hotel ladies,’ he offered. He picked up the luggage and started walking towards the car park. Samantha walked close behind him to get a look at his caboose. She was relieved at what she saw.

The Ideal Modern Familia

Son: Dad, I need some money.

Dad: Why?

Son: I did not get a merit seat in any professional course. I need money to acquire a seat through donation. If only you had got a fake SC/ST certificate, I wouldn't have to go through all this.

Dad: Its your mother's fault, not mine. I am broke paying allowances to her numerous bastard children all around the globe.

Son: She told me that she cannot do without screwing around here and there. So don't blame Mom. Its just her nature.

Dad: Well whatever. I can't help you.

Son: You can always sell your organs, can't you.

Dad: Sorry Son. I am saving my kidney for your marriage.

Son: Well Dad what about my kidney?

Dad: Oh I sold that years ago. Why exactly I cannot remember as of now.

Son: This sucks. What the hell am I going to do now?

Dad: Why don't you become a member of Mafia. It’s just like playing Mafia Wars except in real life.