Saturday, September 21, 2013

The Great Political Tamasha

Journalist: Good evening viewers. This is a special broadcast. Political leaders from Youngistan and Jungistan are having a meeting regarding border disputes. Let’s hope the issues get sorted out. Look, here come Chaluji and Mushi.

Chalu: Arre jab tak rahega samose mein aalu

Tab tak rahega Bihar mein Chalu

Mushi: Greetings Chaluji. I’m surprised you’ve come for this meeting. I was told that the Prime Minister was going to attend the meeting. I’ve brought a new peace proposal.

Chalu: Kaa bataaye ab aapko. Oooh jo hai Soniji ke ghar gaye hue hai, ek samasya ka samaadhan par vichaar karne.

Mushi: Samasya?

Chalu: You see, he has been left by the LEFT. *pointing in the left direction*

Mushi: Hmmm, I’m glad you’ve come. I’ve heard a lot about you. Your style, your flamboyance, your charisma…

Chalu: Oooooh charismaaaa, hamaar gaon ki famous chori hai. But I have no ties with her! *wiping sweat from his forehead*

Mushi: No, no you’re getting me wrong. Actually, I was hoping to get some tips from you.

Chalu: Aaah you want tips? Always remember

‘Cow is our mother
There can never be another
Yet I steal her fodder’

Tuesday, September 17, 2013

Top 15 Summer Hollywood Movies of 2013

Top 15 Summer Hollywood Movies of 2013

Honorable Mention: The Great Gatsby

15. Man of Steel

14. World War Z

13. Fast 6

12. The Wolverine