Son: I did not get a merit seat in any professional course. I need money to acquire a seat through donation. If only you had got a fake SC/ST certificate, I wouldn't have to go through all this.
Dad: Its your mother's fault, not mine. I am broke paying allowances to her numerous bastard children all around the globe.
Son: She told me that she cannot do without screwing around here and there. So don't blame Mom. Its just her nature.
Dad: Well whatever. I can't help you.
Son: You can always sell your organs, can't you.
Dad: Sorry Son. I am saving my kidney for your marriage.
Son: Well Dad what about my kidney?
Dad: Oh I sold that years ago. Why exactly I cannot remember as of now.
Son: This sucks. What the hell am I going to do now?
Dad: Why don't you become a member of Mafia. It’s just like playing Mafia Wars except in real life.