Sunday, December 29, 2013

Momentz Cakes and Chocolates- Creating memorable moments since its inception

I love video games and I’m a proud owner of SONY PlayStation 3. On 6th of May this year, my friends decided to throw a surprise birthday party for me. Momentz Cakes and Chocolates played a significant role here as they prepared this delicious cake. The cake didn’t just look awesome, it tasted exceptionally well. Maybe it was my birthday and I was on cloud 9, so I loved every bit about it. The cake wasn’t too sweet nor was it too soft or hard. It was just perfect.

Wednesday, December 25, 2013

Top 15 Bollywood Movies of 2013

Honourable Mentions:

Krrish 3

Chennai Express

Aashiqui 2

15. D Day

 14. Bombay Talkies

Sunday, October 6, 2013

The Greatest Movie EVER Made

After the recent success of superhero movies like Then Avengers, Iron Man Trilogy and The Dark Knight Trilogy and the immense interest in Man of Steel, the Hollywood studio heads had a secret meeting. All the studio heads wanted to make a multi-billion dollar grossing 3D movie which would even be critically acclaimed. They decided to make a worldwide movie with actors, directors and musicians from all over the world and wanted the accomplished writers of Hollywood to pen down the script.

And to hype the movie, a worldwide contest was held where the winner would be involved in the entire movie making process from start to end. And guess what, yours truly won this contest.

And so I have been attending every meeting along with the studio heads. The final writers selected for this dream project were Roman Polański, Christopher Nolan, Quentin Tarantino and David S. Goyer.

The story was finalized and it took the writers only a fortnight to get the first draft of the script ready. It was going to be a sci-fi, western, romantic movie with elements of supernatural and time-travel. After the disastrous response to Cloud Atlas, the writers left no stone unturned to make this an epic script.

Now the studio heads and the writers decided to contact the directors who could do justice to this epic script and start casting accordingly.

So it’s been almost two months and the entire cast has been finalized except for the part of the actor in the leading role. The final list was as follows:

Saturday, September 21, 2013

The Great Political Tamasha

Journalist: Good evening viewers. This is a special broadcast. Political leaders from Youngistan and Jungistan are having a meeting regarding border disputes. Let’s hope the issues get sorted out. Look, here come Chaluji and Mushi.

Chalu: Arre jab tak rahega samose mein aalu

Tab tak rahega Bihar mein Chalu

Mushi: Greetings Chaluji. I’m surprised you’ve come for this meeting. I was told that the Prime Minister was going to attend the meeting. I’ve brought a new peace proposal.

Chalu: Kaa bataaye ab aapko. Oooh jo hai Soniji ke ghar gaye hue hai, ek samasya ka samaadhan par vichaar karne.

Mushi: Samasya?

Chalu: You see, he has been left by the LEFT. *pointing in the left direction*

Mushi: Hmmm, I’m glad you’ve come. I’ve heard a lot about you. Your style, your flamboyance, your charisma…

Chalu: Oooooh charismaaaa, hamaar gaon ki famous chori hai. But I have no ties with her! *wiping sweat from his forehead*

Mushi: No, no you’re getting me wrong. Actually, I was hoping to get some tips from you.

Chalu: Aaah you want tips? Always remember

‘Cow is our mother
There can never be another
Yet I steal her fodder’

Tuesday, September 17, 2013

Top 15 Summer Hollywood Movies of 2013

Top 15 Summer Hollywood Movies of 2013

Honorable Mention: The Great Gatsby

15. Man of Steel

14. World War Z

13. Fast 6

12. The Wolverine

Sunday, August 25, 2013


“Sadaf, what's Ylang Ylang?"

Sadaf glanced up from the test papers that she had been correcting and saw her younger sister who looked confused sitting on the rocky chair.

Zoya was twenty three years old and had lost her eyesight a year back. It had taken her few months to fully cope with the blindness and get on with her life. Sadaf had given Zoya refuge in her home when her fiancé broke up their engagement.

"Ylang Ylang? It's a perfume tree valued for its fragrance."

Zoya seemed to think about this for a moment. "Oh. What does it smell like?"

"It smells like..."

Sadaf brushed a kiss over her cheek, closing her eyes for a moment as a flowery scent wafted over her.

"Ylang Ylang?" Sadaf asked, stroking her soft hair, the source of the fragrance. It must be her shampoo.

She nodded.


She blinked, having momentarily forgotten that her sister was still there.

"I'm sorry. You asked about Ylang Ylang, right?"

"Yes. What does it smell like? Jasmine? Rose? Lily?" Zoya asked.

"It smells really nice. Not exactly like any other flower. It's different."

"What do you mean by different?" Zoya asked.

Tuesday, July 9, 2013

Till Death Do Us Apart

Shawn was an enigma to Ariana.

From the second he met her, he managed to crawl his way right into her heart, where he resided peacefully and comfortably.

It started off cold, with her rejecting him at first, thinking he was nothing but a crazy fool who had literally put his own life in danger just so she'd agreed to go out with him.

She still remembers the conversation that happened.

'If you're expecting me to go out with you, then I'll have to tell you straight. You are not the right guy for me. I want a man, not a boy who thinks he can... Now let go of my hand. You are not the right guy for me.'

But then Shawn did the most bizarre thing ever which made her changed her mind. He jumped off the seat of his car and started crossing the crowded road backwards, with the vehicles driving by, just looking at her and asking her to go on a date with him.

She had no other option but to accept his request. She had no idea though that her life had changed forever with her acceptance.

Monday, July 8, 2013


Saturday, July 6, 2013


Monday, July 1, 2013

Karma is a Bitch


Friday, June 28, 2013


The start of a storm
Months and months of violence
Fiery Red Sky
Peace returns after the war
Drowning hope everywhere

NOTE: Tanka is a Japanese poem consisting of five lines, the first and third of which have five syllables and the others seven.

Friday, June 21, 2013

The Greatest Artist That Ever Lived

NOTE: This is the Prologue of the novel that I'm writing. Criticism is welcome.

Tuesday, June 18, 2013


I can't take it anymore

It's beyond my comprehension
I copulate with my hand
Pretending that it is you
But it ain't you and I suffer
My bed is a proof of my
Fantasies unfulfilled
Lust insatiable
You alone could fathom
The danger of my yearning
The rage of my wish
My mind is laded
With our visions of
Intertwined embrace
Unifying our
Blood, sweat, tears and cum
Until we are one
Forever, night after night, alone
I copulate with my hand
Pretending that it is you
But it ain't you and I suffer
I know I cannot have you
All I have is ME

Saturday, June 15, 2013

WeChat With Anyone, Anywhere!

Indiblogger has given me an opportunity to speak with five different people, dead, alive or fictional, using WeChat and I’ll use this opportunity to call those five people, whom my autistic younger brother always wanted to speak with, in order  to convince them  to come to my younger brother’s 14th birthday.

Everybody has a hidden desire to connect with their role models, who have inspired them to do something big in life and lead a healthy and happy life. My brother’s choice of role models may sound a bit childish. But they have inspired him and taught him to never quit and fight for his rights, to make others happy, to be obedient and many other things. The five people I would talk to on my WeChat group are as follows:-

Sunday, February 24, 2013



Pitch black darkness.

Except for a circle of blinding light in the middle of the room. And at the center of illumination a man, chained to a platform, with electrodes all over his body.

He is naked. Stripped off all clothes.

He has 'The Fringe' haircut.

The silence is shattered by the steps of heavy boots as a figure steps into the light from out of the shadows. Dressed in a black cloak, he leans forward and smiles at the prisoner.

“Good evening. You can call me The Shadow. And you are looking at your downfall.”

The prisoner looks up and can see anger and hate in the eyes of his captor.

Holding up a newspaper The Shadow reads:

If you are sick and tired of watching Justin Bieber all over the place, then beware you are suffering from Bieber Fever.
So get set to learn music form the Justin Bieber School of Music, wear your love for him by buying dresses from his clothing line, get a recording deal under his music label, spend quality time with your close ones at his chain of restaurants and pit your talent against others in his reality shows.

“Justin Bieber as a brand is a 'cute and talented' person and wants to work hard and continue to do so,” Bieber said.

His fashion label, designed along the lines of his songs, kicks off with T-shirts that will hit the local stores soon.

Bieber will also starting his own line of salons whose branches will be opened in all the major countries.

The Shadow stares straight into the eyes of his captive.

“So Bieber, why don’t you start by telling me about this Bieber Fever— this huge conspiracy to corrupt the youth of the world? You think I don't know that when a man or a woman buys a Bieber T shirt, they actually sell away their souls to you? You think I am unaware that you are trying to start a new cult? That these so-called Schools of Music are nothing but devious churches whose only job is to preach that there is only one true saviour- the 'cute and talented' Justin Bieber? What were you going to call your followers? Your Biebs?

85th Annual Academy Awards (OSCARS 2013) Predictions

85th Annual Academy Awards (OSCAR 2013) Predictions

So in less than 24 hours, the 85th Annual Academy Awards will take place and all the built-up mystery and goosebumps will be over. Every year I predict the OSCAR winners and I always get the best supporting actor right. But this time around, the competition has been very difficult and I’m actually glad to have seen such wonderful performances this year. ‘Argo’ and ‘ZDT’ got the OSCAR snub in the directorial category but, then again, they still are major contenders for the most prestigious ‘Best Picture’ category. Last two years have seen ‘The King’s Speech’ and ‘The Artist’ winning the Best Picture award but this time around it might finally be the year when a box office favorite wins the acclaimed award.

Thursday, January 17, 2013

"One In A Million and A Dime A Dozen" - My Entry for the Get Published Contest

The Idea:

The entire mankind has spent their lives trying to find 'true love'. Does it exist? Or is it just a myth? My story is about two lonely strangers who happen to be friends with benefits and how their entire outlook on love and relationships changes due to an unwanted pregnancy. do they realize that love is the most fundamental element of life in this chaotic world? Or do they succumb to the pain of grieving, lonely hearts and lose hope of ever living a normal mundane life.

What Makes This Story Real:

The story is based on the emotions that have been undergone by the majority of us in our lives, the emotions being loneliness, uncertainty, failure and love. Anyone who reads this will hopefully

become nostalgic and relate to some aspects of the story.

Endnote: This is my entry for the HarperCollins–IndiBlogger Get Published contest, which is run in inputs from Yashodhara Lal and HarperCollins India.