Rant Of A Self-Obsessed Loudmouth

I am too charismatic to be outshined

Too positive to be doubtful

Too controversial to be handled

Too manipulative to be thwarted

Too determined to be defeated

Too scheming to be overmatched

Too optimistic to be apprehensive

Too self-obsessed to be dissatisfied

And too devious to quit

So non-believers can go suck it